| American
Pie (17 Files) |
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79K
(3.6 seconds) |
| Kevin:
Enough of this blow job bullshit, I gotta get laid already! |
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187K
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| Sherman:
Confidence is high, repeat confidence is high. Sherman is moving
to DEFCON 2, full strategic arsenal, ready for deployment. |
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23K
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| Jim'
Dad: Jim, I want to talk to you about masturbation. |
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61K
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| Vicky:
I want the right time, the right moment...the right place. |
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| Jessica:
Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch! It's sex! |
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51K
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| Vicky:
Kevin likes it. |
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| Jessica:
He likes head. Gee, what a total shocker. |
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90K
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| Jim:
Okay, let's go. |
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| Michelle:
What's my name? Say my name bitch! |
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| Jim:
Uh...Michelle! Michelle! Oh, God! |
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58K
(3.7 seconds) |
| Two
guys at the party: MILF! MILF! MILF! |
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89K
(8.2 seconds) |
| Oz:
All that you gotta do is ask them questions, and listen to what
they have to say and shit. |
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| Stifler:
I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work! |
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211K
(19.6 seconds) |
| Michelle:
Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my
pussy! |
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| Jim:
Excuse me? |
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| Michelle:
What? You don't think I know how to get myself off... |
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107K
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| Jim:
What exactly does third base feel like? |
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| Oz:
Like warm apple pie. |
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| Jim:
Yeah... |
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